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So stressed out you feel like you are going to pop? Don't take everything so seriously. Yep, it is easy to say that but actually doing it can be a tad bit harder. Laughter can often be the best solution to any problem, so here are some quotes that should have you on the floor. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you. - Rita Mae Brown Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are. - Matt Lauer Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way. - Homer Simpson Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened. - Cora Harvey Armstrong I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell? - Homer J. Simpson In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. - Douglas Adams Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything. - Paris Hilton I've been married five times, and people think that's some bizarre thing, yet I've got buddies who refuse to get married and are intimate with 15 people a week. I'm like, Which is better? At least I was trying. - Billy Bob Thornton I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire? - Zsa Zsa Gabor Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed. - Albert Einstein Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. - Bill Cosby Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin There are better things in life than alcohol, but alcohol makes up for not having them. - Terry Pratchett Football combines two of the worst things in American life. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will
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